Sometimes you just gotta wish for them.

Ever been on a trip driving along and all of a sudden you hit traffic at a dead stop? It never fails for me, when that happens I immediately have to go to the bathroom. I've had to sit in traffic where we moved one mile in three hours with no place to turn around. I have never wished I had access to protective underwear more than I did that day. I know I joke about having to use them when I get old, but that was one day I wasn't joking. LOL It was three hours people!! There were people out of their cars throwing footballs and Frisbees.